December 2011
76 posts
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Talk about confusing, The Legend of Heroes: Trails...
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I was too tired and too busy taking the PC version...
*and Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa and whatever the fuck it is atheists celebrate in December.
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I just put this in Jane's chatbox on Facebook.
why do i never find out things
fucking karen gillan is leaving????????????
fuck life im done
even if they announced dlc for skyrim tomorrow i dont want to live on this planet anymore
killl me
fuck
fucking fuck
fuck
ass
goddamnit
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Skyping with Leah. Epic Win.
REBLOG IF YOU SURVIVED 2011 WITHOUT GETTING...
trystant13:
curo-kuni:
alightwhendarknessfell:
lol you have to have sex to get pregnant XD
There were lots of struggles, but I made it.
/sarcasm
I got lucky. All the sex I was having with men and women alike.
w00!
Reblog if you met someone amazing this 2011.
askwrightandco:
askyoungfran:
ask-franziska:
ask-mayafey:
The AA Ask Mod Family. I love you guys. c:
oh god yes.
<3333
Yep. (-w-)b
The AA Icon Fam.
The AA Ask Mod Fam. All you Tumblrs out there who make our world go round :D
I can name several.
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Enslaved: Odyssey to the West assumes everyone...
They tell you the controls for shit every time you want to do it. Press X to jump up here. Press O to kick the bridge.
Then they start telling you obvious shit about the enemies which you could figure out in 2 seconds.
And I quote:
The Electro Mech shoots blasts of energy that should be avoided.
REALLY GAME? REALLY? You know, there’s a fine line between a hint and flat out telling you...
Watchlesserkey:
crabcart:
edwardelric-san:
jamesthezombie:
mortson:
y0ungfav0rites:
this is an extremely legit excuse
on why NO ONE
SHOULD EVER
WANT A BIRD
EVER
THIS WENT ON FOR 5 MORE MINUTES BEFORE AND AFTER
the bird is me
dfhsdjhstjts
I’M CRYING
CHIRSTEN, WE’RE GETTING A BIRD
THIS FUCKING BIRD.
You “what?” you lose
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
If you don’t reblog…
Reblog if you post about Doctor Who, no matter how...
jagfinnsinte:
theadventuresofsamanthajane:
Doctor who?
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Me playing Resident Evil 5
*Kelsley reads online that people think that Resident Evil 5 is racist*
*Kelsley starts playing game*
Kelsley: It's not racist! You even have an African partner in Africa!
*Kelsley discovers the level where you're fighting tribal Africans with spears in straw huts*
Tribal Men: LUBLUBLUBALSFALHSFKAHGHa
Kelsley: I may have been mistaken.
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
sirvix:
loveschach:
mohshuvuu:
kawaiinoyako:
kawaiinoakane:
asklittleepona:
senile-snake:
150
fuck yeah
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You know what? I’m okay with this. Fiery temper for the win? A Ponyta would’ve been a lot cooler though. Rapidash, Blitzle and Zebstrika not so much, I’m not a Uni-/Duocorn afterall ;)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Weezing.
Lovely. :I
c:
YES
I love~ Chandelure
...
Nicole Dodds is the most amazing ginger. She is so beautiful and I’m jealous that my girlfriend has sexytimes with her more than me. Also, I like things in my ass. Oooooh feels gooooood. I should never leave my accounts open on others computers/devices.
Everyone has six names.
annnielpotatoaddict:
1. Your Real name: Kelsley
2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Fox
3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Malcom Billings
4. Your Star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Cammakeell
5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your...
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Me playing Skyrim (with a level 13 character named...
*Kid and Lydia approach the 7,000 Steps, a long and treacherous staircase to High Hrothgar, home of the Greybeards*
Farmer Dude: Hey, if you're heading that way drop this off.
Kid: K.
Farmer Dude: You shouldn't have too hard of a time. There's only packs of wolves or strays.
Kid: Whatever, I'll fuck them up with my Superior Ancient Nord Greatsword.
*Kid and Lydia start their long journey up the Steps*
*Wild Frostbite Spider appears*
Kid: You lying bastard!
*Kid slaps its shit anyways and finishes the quest*
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Me playing Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
*Harry meets Luna by the boat dock place*
Harry: O hai Luna.
Luna: Harry, we should light these flares for Christmas.
Kelsley: I don't see how those two things are connected, but whatever.
*Harry walks up the huge stairs*
Luna: There's some fireworks, Harry!
Kelsley: Thanks, Luna!
*Harry lights them*
*Harry continues up the stairs*
Luna: There's some fireworks, Harry!
Kelsley: Thanks, Luna.
*Harry continues up the st-
Luna: There's some fireworks, Harry!
Kelsley: Thanks, Luna...
*Harry-
Luna: There's some fireworks, Harry!
Kelsley: GODDAMNIT LUNA I HAVE EYES
Luna: There's some fireworks, Harry!
*Kelsley reads the book instead*
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Me playing Skyrim (with a level 1 character named...
*Kid is walking around in Whiterun*
*Little girl is bullying little boy*
Little Girl: Give me five septims or I'll kick your head in! (Or something to that effect.)
Kelsley: That is not OK. Kid will deliver justice!
*Kid brandishes Ancient Nord Greatsword*
Kelsley: Taste my still, little brat!
*Kid busts the bitch in the head*
*Little boy runs away*
*Whole town whips their swords out*
Kelsley: Shit! I'm sorry!
*Kid puts his weapon away*
*Everyone goes about their business*
*Kid continues to walk around*
Whiterun Guard: Hey, you look familiar.
Kid: I do?
Whiterun Guard: I know you! You did something bad!
Kid: It's not worth your time.
Whiterun Guard: You're right. Just don't do it again.
*Kelsley celebrates as he gets away with attempting to murder the town bully.*
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#firstworldproblems
I’ve got Skyrim for my PS3 and I want it for PC. But I’m broke. Ah, well. It went on the Christmas list anyway.
*After 4am the mental filter on what I blog just evaporates. This is going to turn into those Christmas letters where the writer talks about their Christmas cookies, soccer practice, and what shape the dog’s turds are.*
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Me playing Skyrim (with a level 1 character named...
*Kid is fighting a bandit*
*Kid has a mace*
Enemy HP: 100%
*Kid hits enemy*
Enemy HP: 98%
*Kid hits enemy*
*Kid starts epic cutscene where mace meets face and bandit meets ground*
Kelsley: EAT MACE BITCH
GIF WAR! EVERYONE REBLOG WITH A GIF!
chemx:
insanecooperfan:
mercury-diva:
christian-brutal-sniper:
theshufflinspy:
here I’ll start-
A gif. Do I win?
3:22 am and I'm still awake. FUCK THE POLICE
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I attempted to play the original Dynasty Warriors...
Up until this point I had only played Dynasty Warriors 6: Empires and Dynasty Warriors Strikforce. In both of those games, my favourite character Yue Ying had a Blade Bow. (It’s a bow with a sword, nuff said.) So I was like, “Ok, cool, I can play the main story of Dynasty Warriors with Yue Ying and said awesome weapon!”
I start it up. Yue Ying has a bow. Not a Blade Bow. Just a...
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What is it about my girlfriend's PC speakers that...
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Beau Bridges is 70 today.
In other news, Beau Bridges is awesome.
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DOCTOR WHO GAME COMING TO PC PS3 AND... →
IT’S RATED BY ESRB WHICH MEANS IT’S COMING OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me playing Icewind Dale and Icewind Dale 2
*Kelsley spends an hour making his party and writing their biographies and tweaking their stats*
Kelsley: This is going to be a fun game!
*Kelsley is killed by a wave of goblins two seconds from the first town*
*Kelsley turns off Icewind Dale*
*Two days later*
Kelsley: I'll try again, I guess.
*Same FUCKING thing happens*
Kelsley: Right. Never touching THIS game again.
*Kelsley boots up Icewind Dale 2*
*The main party actually survives for a long time*
Townsman: The town's under attack!
Kelsley: I got this! My party is level 2!
*Kelsley sends his party outside*
*The party is greeted by an old man that puts them all to sleep instantly*
*A wave of goblins slaps their shit, and presumably tea bags the entire team*
*Kelsley once again cries himself to sleep*
Christmas Mistletoe.
a11th3same:
reblog & see who gives you a kiss in your ask box. ;)
ANYONEEE
Love me!
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Got some pretty sweet deals on games today.
Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword (DS) - $1.99 Used
Viewtiful Joe Double Trouble! (DS) - $4.99 Used
Wario Ware Touched! (DS) - $9.99 Used
Assassin’s Creed II: Discovery (DS) - $9.99 New
Ninja Gaiden Sigma (PS3) - $19.99 New
